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Royal Guard: "Has +1 Attack and +1 Health for every [celestial imperium] you have."

No matter how many celestial imperium creatures, buildings, enchantments I have in play--this dude stays 1 attack and 2 health. Even a 2nd Royal Guard does nothing. Can someone enlighten me on the wherfores and whatnots of this card? It would be VERY much appreciated!

DarkJello

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It's domain levels...

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Embarassing! Let me be the first to say the "Royal Guard" should be called the "Average Guard" then. Thanx for assistance sir.

DarkJello

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LOL@DJ... you asked me this last night and I said the same thing via PM! You don't listen to me, eh? hmph...


Average, eh? Does that mean he has a huge misconception on how long 6 inches really is?

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Altren wrote:

I agree with Keyser, and that's what I'm planning to implement actually.

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Keyser:

As many now see, I am a slow learner and possibly a geek too. Oh well. Ummm, 6 centimeters is long so 6 inches is monstrous!!! A woman so scared she passes out is not ideal. Of course, you don't want them laughing either. What a dilemma. Thank goodness for plastic surgeons.

DarkJello

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I could not stop laughing...
damn it is NOT the right topic... and I don't suggest you guys make a new thread for it.

Some of us are just born blessed and don't need the plastic fixes

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Altren wrote:

I agree with Keyser, and that's what I'm planning to implement actually.

|| The Rise of the DCC | Plasmatium Netherious | Tastes Like Chicken | The Astridian Conspiracy ||

Guild -> | Platypus Rising|